“I’m so sorry that you are going out and being forced to promote you crappy hand bag line!” screamed enraged anti-fan Hallie Zmroczek as she attacked the so-called reality star this Wednesday. The scuffle which broke outside of some important looking place caught Papparazzi and Kim K. fans off guard was just one of many obstacles the “star” would receive that day. A frightened onlooker painted a gruesome picture.
“Yeah this blonde just started yelling things like “get a real job” and “what the fuck are you famous for again?” I was kinda scared but I hate to admit that it’s kinda true.”
Hollywood is pretending to be surprised by the pairs split after only being married 70 something days and wasting tens of millions of dollars on what this reporter deems, “the tackiest god damn wedding I have ever seen in my life.”
Organizations like UNICEF are baffled that media organizations give more press to soul-sucking, brainless yahoos like Kim K. instead of focusing attention on,oh, I don’t know water that is contaminated by viruses and bacteria? Somewhere in Africa Angelina Jolie is throwing a shit fit over what financial analysts care calling, the biggest waste of money in history.
After the crazed anti-fan made her point she rallied the most level headed-people she could, picked up her bullhorn and said, “We are off to E! Studios to picket and demand the removal of Keeping up with the Kardashians from its programming schedule and to kidnap Joel McHale because he is hot!” (insert battle cry here)
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